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War on Everyone 2016
"I've always wondered, if you hit a mime does he make a sound?"
From the insane opening sequence, right through until the closing moments, War on Everyone is an absolute blast. Filled with nonchalant violence, punctuated by moments of comedy, this is the kind of film I can only imagine everyone involved had endless fun making, and it's equally fun to watch. Every member of the cast is great, each breathing so much life into their characters, but the film is truly bolstered by amazing performances from Alexander Skarsgård and Michael Peña who share such an incredible synergy on screen. Great watch!
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The Electric State 2025
In The Electric State, a plot happens. There are shots. Millie Bobby Brown gives a performance. Chris Pratt was there. There is a soundtrack. It is, unquestionably, undeniably, a film.
Yeah this is a steaming pile of dogshit. It has nothing at all going for it. Shit just happens. I’m frustrated that I sat through the whole thing when I could’ve been playing Balatro on my phone. Really a soulless, meaningless creation to the tune of $320 million. It is…
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
Don’t care what anyone else says, the blue person film goes hard.
Well worth the wait. Avatar: The Way of Water fired on all cylinders. Easily one of the most visual stunning films I’ve seen in a long, long time. The music was absolutely amazing and really helped build scenes to some awesome heights. I have no idea how Cameron expects to make five of these, but for now I’m very much on board.
Sensational.
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Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022
Bit of a guilty pleasure. Three years at film school says I shouldn’t like this but god damn those little yellow fuckers some funny dudes.
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