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Sex and the City 2008
this man is a BUM! lazy, unoriginal, just plain dumb and carrie should never have taken him back. i want to root for these gals but the writing makes it so hard sometimes (except charlotte)
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The Whale 2022
an unimpressive, insincere, and at times downright upsetting eye-roll of a film. it’s just 2 hours of being patronized by aronofsky using shallow, elementary imagery while making himself seem profound because of his honesty - something the writing and characters will continue to literally yell into the screen at you ad nauseam. i’m sorry but all the vapid discourse around expectation vs authenticity and the over indulgent obesity porn isn’t meaningful or necessary, and to hedge this criticism behind a “im…
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023
we’ve been spoiled with such high class action blockbusters lately, and between MI’s last installment, top gun maverick, and the recent john wick 4, the bar was set unimaginably high for tom and the team to match or surpass. to no one’s pleasure though, mission impossible: dead reckoning part one falls far short of that bar and no amount of motorcycle cliff jumping or ving rhames’s hats could save it in the end.
for me, the most distracting and immersion-breaking…
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