Surf Ruffian starring Hayate Boy

Surf Ruffian starring Hayate Boy

Be watchin da movis on my Sony Ericsson, baybeeeeee

Never trust someone who gives Parasite or Everything Everywhere 5 stars

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    Daffy tried to be an influenced, shaked ass and my soul died

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    Americans watching a foreign movie for the first time (Parasite) caused Bong to create this slop, glazed this man until he made this pile.

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  • The Role

    The Role

    ★★★★

    It's an irrefutable fact that Russia either makes absolute trashy dogshit or the purest and true essence of cinema

  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    ½

    I, or at least tried to, forget that I watched this miserable, ineffectual pile. It absolutely boggles the mind how something as heartless, soulless, corporate, plastic as this crock of shit is regarded as some touchstone of cinema. This is the capitalist consuming of one of humanity's darkest and bleakest moments in recorded history, chewing it up like cud and regurgitating it onto Mom's finest china and selling it to you for the low, low price of 9.99 (plus shipping…