Personwhoisaguy

Personwhoisaguy

Co-founder of Optic Verve Films, Writer/Director of “Wasterville” and Co-Director of “Skullcracker”.

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • Metropolis
  • The Red Shoes
  • Citizen Kane

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  • Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

  • Messiah of Evil

    ★★★★½

  • Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood

    ★★★

  • Battle Legends: The Legend of Battle Master

    ★★★★★

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

    Basically the cinematic equivalent to cumming for two hours straight, which is more than I’ve ever gotten out of porn, so uhh…yeah, I guess it’s pretty good.

  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

    ★★★★½

    Basically your typical 70s acid mind-job. It’s got women who look and act like they were only hired to show their tits, yet inexplicably never show them. It’s got this one dude who really ought to be Clint Howard, but somehow isn’t. It’s got shots (good ones). It’s got a soundtrack that tracks. It’s got pretty much everything you could want from a movie as long as you don’t want much from a movie. This one’s all about the vibes, folks. It’s like Carnival of Souls, but…okay it’s actually just like Carnival of Souls, never mind. It’s in color?

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  • Battle Legends: The Legend of Battle Master

    Battle Legends: The Legend of Battle Master

    ★★★★★

    The Slim Duffy crew really knocked it outta the park with this one. Encapsulates everything great about the criminally under-appreciated web-series, but with a newfound sense of dramatic gravitas and an extra coat of production gloss. Terrifically paced, consistently funny and bursting with heart. Grab a few beers, watch it with a group of friends and you can’t go wrong.

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