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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  “father, mother. always you wrestle inside me, always you will.”

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Movie hasn’t started yet but I’m confident it will be the best I’ve ever seen.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 30 Nov 2024 1

  I watched Gladiator 2 tonight. This was my 2nd night in a row watching Gladiator 2. This was my third time this week watching Gladiator 2. In this same week, I have read the entireties of Virgil’s Aeneid and Ovid’s Metamophoses.
  My brain is Aurelian soup, my every sight befuddled by the bate of steelglint. My house is my Colosseum. My Converse are sandals, my puppy a rhino. My palms itch for the sword.
  No longer do I tell myself…

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  Public Enemies 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  ok so ok so storytime😱🤪when I was ten I wrote a novel, like 35 pages (yea darn right you go lil me KING👑) about a gangster in 1920s Chicago and an FBI Agent who was going after him, also they both had GIRLFRIENDS which is weird of me looking back BUT I was a horny lil homeschooler kid just let me be ANYWAY there were cigars and jazz clubs and jailbreaks and three piece suits and shootouts with tommy-guns and…

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