Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  did I seriously forget to write a review for this?? well i'm doing it now because it's been 6 months since my first watch through of it and it STILL lives rent free in my brain. I genuinely think this is the best movie I've ever watched. It probably is for a lot of other people, but truely and genuinely i've never had a film connect and almost lock eyes with my soul in the same way that Everything Everywhere…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  god this was so good until the last ten minutes. just skip that part and you have yourself a 4 and a half star film. it's like eating a bag of chips and then finding out there's rat shit at the bottom of the bag afterwards.

  That being said, the sound design and body horror / practical effects go absolutely CRAZY

Popular reviews

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  Eight Crazy Nights 2002

  ★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  what the fuck is wrong with those deer??????

  worst film I've seen this year easily

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  MouseHunt 1997

  ★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025 7

  I will strangle that goddamn rat with my bare hands. Also in the middle of the film I was interrupted by two people fucking in a public library, so I'm taking off points.