Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Unfortunately I watched this while eating a chipotle bowl.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  We love good nepo babies. This was fun. I feel like the best utilization of the concept was saved till the end rather than being spaced out but that’s okay. I feel like the big twist was revealed too early and should have been saved for later. Other than that, it was pretty funny and a good time.

Popular reviews

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  RESIDENT EVIL: Infinite Darkness 2021

  ★★ Watched 09 Jul 2021

  If you think about it Leon was kind of just a shitty person here

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2024

  I’m late but I can certainly say that Dune has the Sauce. I want to see it again before I give my full opinion but I actually really enjoyed this. 

  Also why does Timmy play a weird lil guy in every movie he’s in?