Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  as a married man, and also as a secret agent and sex symbol, this movie really spoke to me

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  Gate of Hell 1953

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  being horny used to be so crazy, it used to be if u got horny u had to convince yr boss/king that u should have a chance to steal a man’s alluring wife just to get laid. sometimes this movie felt like it was moving in slow motion, but it was beautiful to look at so i usually did not mind

Popular reviews

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  Shall We Dance? 2004

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2021

  lying to yr wife about what makes you happy famously has no consequences

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  Crimson Tide 1995

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  movie about all the different sweaty men inside us all, the brooding denzel man, conflicted viggo man, angry intelligent hack man, the man confident enough to say “in the nuclear world the true enemy is war itself,” demented boat captain, so many men