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Lady and the Tramp 1955
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disney put the “sorry for the racism” card in front of this one for the Siamese cats, but there’s lots of fun to go around! Some other stuff that jumped out:
parents have a baby, immediately leave to go on vacation
a scene featuring full-on dog fighting
a dog pound where we watch a dog walk away to get shot
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Moana 2016
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This one really just fires on all cylinders. A pacific island buddy adventure flick featuring Lin Manuel Miranda at his least annoying, exactly the correct amount of Dwayne Johnson, and the eponymous lead voiced by a real teenager. Lots of Disney flicks look great and have stellar soundtracks, but only one has Jemaine Clement doing his Bowie impression as a giant crab.
My first viewing I called it Wind Waker The Movie, as a compliment, and that still feels right.…
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Moana 2 2024
I hold Moana Episode IV: A New Hope in extremely high regard, and would have loved for it to stand alone. It ends perfectly; her people revitalized by their drive to explore, they abandon their home island and sail into the sunset. But franchises gonna franchise, and what was supposed to be a Disney+ series (???!!?!?!?!) is now a direct movie sequel. It’s ok.
The music is probably the weakest point. Moana teamed Lin Manual Miranda up with Polynesian rhythms…
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
I've never seen a movie with more contempt for its audience. A 2 1/2 hour long wet fart. Forget this movie was ever made and you'll be happier
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