phinney

phinney

Favorite films

  • Persona
  • Labyrinth
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

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  • Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Final Destination 3

  • Final Destination 2

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  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

    When the sun goes down (When the sun goes down)
    And the bats are back to bed (And the bats are back)
    The brothers come 'round (The brothers come 'round)
    I get out of my dirty bed (My dirty bed)
    I shake my pretty little head (I shake my pretty little head)
    Tap my pretty little feet (Tap my pretty little feet)

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Feeling brighter than sunlight (Oh)
    Louder than thunder (Oh)
    Bouncing like a yo-yo, woo

    [Verse 2]
    Don't…

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    Didnt know it was a comedy going in, lmao’d. Awkward in a way I really enjoyed

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  • Vampire Dog

    Vampire Dog

    despite the incredibly promising premise of a 600 year old vampire dog who lives off of red jello meeting a neurotic 12 year old, Vampire Dog fucking sucks

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    seeing it in a packed theater was fun. gorier than expected (good), but also more dead spots than expected for a 90 min runtime. overall? fun