Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  When the sun goes down (When the sun goes down)
  And the bats are back to bed (And the bats are back)
  The brothers come 'round (The brothers come 'round)
  I get out of my dirty bed (My dirty bed)
  I shake my pretty little head (I shake my pretty little head)
  Tap my pretty little feet (Tap my pretty little feet)

  [Pre-Chorus]
  Feeling brighter than sunlight (Oh)
  Louder than thunder (Oh)
  Bouncing like a yo-yo, woo

  [Verse 2]
  Don't…

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Didnt know it was a comedy going in, lmao’d. Awkward in a way I really enjoyed

Popular reviews

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  Vampire Dog 2012

  ★ Watched 30 Jul 2020 1

  despite the incredibly promising premise of a 600 year old vampire dog who lives off of red jello meeting a neurotic 12 year old, Vampire Dog fucking sucks

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  Watched 25 Feb 2023

  seeing it in a packed theater was fun. gorier than expected (good), but also more dead spots than expected for a 90 min runtime. overall? fun