"Citizen Kane is the best movie of all time!"
"This is the Citizen Kane of <insert media here>!"
...are what you'd probably heard about Citizen Kane before ever having watched it. Then you, who grew up on capeshit movies and Disney/Pixar animations and are now an aspiring film buff trying to educate themself on "good" movies, went ahead and watch it on one uneventful Sunday evening. And after one and a half hour, you'd have gone "Huh. That's it?" because…
