Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  To Live and Die in L.A. 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  one of the funniest bad cops ever /pos

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  The French Connection 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I’d be a drunk asshole too if my job was doing the worst Assassin’s Creed missions every day.

Popular reviews

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  Courageous 2011

  ½ Watched 17 Jun 2021

  There’s a scene where a dad takes his daughter out to dinner, pulls out a ring, and asks if she would do him the honor of letting him choose who gets to break her hymen. The next shot is of her laying in bed, talking to her friends on the phone, giddily kicking her feet while looking at her ring. It’s supposed to come off as heartwarming but it’s fucking sick. Yet these are supposedly the dudes that are against the Hollywood pedos.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  An absolute mess with a lot of Drumpf-style “commentary”. A character straight up drops the act at one point and yells at Mark Ruffalo, who is doing maybe the worst Trump impression I’ve ever heard, “YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT! YOU LOST THE ELECTION TWICE FOR A REASON!” (This coming out after Trump convincingly won really emphasizes how naive its politics are).

  There needs to be a third party para-editorial team that forces Oscar-winning directors to make movies under two…