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  The Mist 2007

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i was more pissed about the painting getting fucked up than the people dying and that says a lot. the ending was really cool and i wish it belonged to a better movie because i did not like this. took a bunch of notes as i was watching so here they are.

  odd camerawork?? weird zooms and unfortunately noticeable blurs in cases.

  lousy cgi and practical effects.

  the thing poster being in the beginning is really ironic because that movie…

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  Uptown Girls 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  fuck off nobody told me this shit was gonna be so fucking sad put the onions away i miss being a kid

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  “i’m sorry your mom died. that fucking sucks. i know your pain. she was my mom, too.”
  “oh… i guess i never really thought about it that way before.”

  so god awful i barely even have the words to write a solid review. the trailer gave me hope but hell no. i get it. it was an attempt at a camp horror/comedy but it fell flat on it’s face. the parts that were meant to be serious had me laughing…

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 1

  watched this with my friends and most of them thought it was boring :( 

  this film raises so many questions and i’m in love with the stylistic choices. the terrifying music, the fucking visuals, how ahead of it’s time it was with hal. he is a little red light yet he somehow has such a menacing stare. the colors, the wormhole, the human zoo. really remarkable. i get that the slow burn is definitely not for everyone but it IS FOR ME.

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