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Poor Things 2023
amazing but very gross. honestly i can’t tell if this guy is a genius or if it’s a sam levinson situation where we all thought he was a genius but in actual fact he’s just a little creep. like it’s just SO porny, and i’m not against a good sex scene but the way they were shot was just bizarre to me if this was supposed to be some feminist epic about women’s empowerment and sexual freedom. Surely the film…
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Munich – The Edge of War 2021
this movie could have been a masterpiece and all it would have taken would have been for them to kiss and then it would have gone from good to great. all the stolen glances, secret meeting, and longing between the two would been so much better contextualised and have suddenly taken the film from just your average war story to a beautiful, gut wrenching love story.
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The Green Knight 2021
look i know, i k n o w , that this is an artist masterpiece and it’s shot so beautifully and the symbolism and the acting, and the cinematography, and that epic monologue blah blah blah etc. but,,, and now hear me out, — that cum scene…..,
fucking R A N C I D. alright i said it, i’m sorry. pls don’t hate me daddy DevTranslated from by -
Something's Gotta Give 2003
1. not nearly enough francis mcdormand in this film
2. JUSTICE FOR REEVES
3. and also what absolute C R A C K was the casting director on choosing jack ‘i play exclusively creepy characters’ nicholson to be the romantic lead that we’re somehow supposed to root for over KEANU FUCKING REEVES!!? criminal like i’m just going to assume that richard gere said no when they asked and this is the only logical explanation to this truly baffling choice
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