Julian

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I have missed out on too many movies.

Favorite films

  • Your Name.
  • Interstellar
  • Get Out
  • And Then We Danced

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  • Zealandia

    ★★

  • Zealandia

    ★★

  • Zealandia

    ★★

  • Alone Time

    ★★★½

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    More like: Alien Boringulus or Alien Problemulus. This movie IS NOT OKAY!!

    Let's start with the positive: The sets are beautiful (not on the planet, but in the space station, at least) and so is the monster design (though it's hard to fail copying what's already in existence, huh?). That's it.

    The movie starts out preeeetty boringly. I even managed to fall asleep twice during the first third (and it was only like 5.30pm).

    The rest of it is just…

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★½

    So this is the first one that actually reboots, fitting no longer into the previous plot(s). Bond just got promoted to 00-status but Judi Dench is already M. So unless Brosnan's Bonds play between Craig and Connery, there's no way it'd fit and considering the time given (even M says: 'I miss the Cold War', indicating it's much later than Connery, etc.) there's no way that'd work out. Now, of course it doesn't actually want to fit anymore as it…

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  • Zealandia

    Zealandia

    ★★

    ...thrice, actually.

  • Zealandia

    Zealandia

    ★★

    ...twice...

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  • What Remains

    What Remains

    ★★★½

    Warning; Don't bring nachos to the movies for this one. Seriously, my main focus in the first half of this was to time bites perfectly to not annoy anyone with the chewing cause it's QUIET.

  • The Seeding

    The Seeding

    ★★

    This could have easily been an extremely good movie (and actually it was in terms of technique, technology and acting) if only it wasn't so misogynist and the main character wasn't so extremely unlikable and patriarchic and if the twists and turns weren't so awfully predictable.

    This was frustrating in so many ways but not the ways intended.