plaskin

plaskin

an educated fool with money on my mind

Favorite films

  • Ratatouille
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • The Blues Brothers
  • Jaws

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  • Total Recall

    ★★★★½

  • Trap

    ★★½

  • Universal Language

    ★★★

  • The Wonder

    ★★½

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall

    ★★★★½

    "only assholes prefer blondes... brunette supremacy"—Paul Verhoeven

    "Don't fuck with your brain, pal! It ain't worth it!"—guy using a jackhammer in a construction site with no PPE in sight

    "Sue me. Dickhead."—Ahnold after refusing to pay a robot

    "Kuato wants what's in Quaid's head. And he might be able to get it because they say he's psychic. And I have a plan to keep this from happening."—line from the villain of this film that one would not be remiss in reading in Donald Trump's voice

    "oh hell yes"—me roughly once every 10 minutes during this film

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Third Man

    The Third Man

    ★★★★

    the plot: ☠️🕵️‍♂️🚬💉🔫
    the soundtrack: ☀️🌊🪸🏝️🌸

  • Fake Fruit Factory

    Fake Fruit Factory

    ★★★★★

    [in unison] watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon