Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Cool World 1992

  ★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Uncharismatic and malfunctioning, but a preferable staring contest with the abyss than Monkeybone.

• 

  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  Well, it's sure isn't Wish

Popular reviews

• 

  Long John Silver 1954

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  Yes, it is absolutely incredible that this sequel to Treasure Island features a completely separate, second treasure hidden by Flint on the exact same island, and the runtime could probably stand a trimming. That said, Newton's Silver being repositioned as the protagonist really gives this film a crackling anti-hero energy, with us following his opportunistic scheming with/against everyone he meets. This includes Jim, and the continued exploration of their father/son dynamic really justifies this movie's existence outside of being a…

• 

  Exchange Student Zero 2012

  ★½ Watched 16 Jan 2024

  I'm shocked and appalled that things like this were being made well into the 2010s, but infinitely more shocked and appalled that I sorta loved this unhinged mess