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Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Fairly generic action thriller that’s saved by Jack Quaid as the personality hire. Some gnarly kills and body mutilation but it was dragged down by pretty terrible MCU dialogue. 

  Quaid innocent tho

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  A bunch of angry old men arguing in a locked room for 2 hours is not something I'd expect to be on par with Mean Girls levels of pettiness. Also knowing nothing about the papacy, it's really interesting to see how modern this tradition has become. Explaining vaping to a cardinal in the third century sounds like a very interesting conversation.

Popular reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025 2

  I finally understand the message of the movie: all poor people are evil

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  Mars Express 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025 1

  I should’ve expected something like this to come from the guy that made that fucked up music video with the kids sneaking into the pool. This is such an interesting take on the AI takeover by showing how stupid humans can be by inventing things like the economy or sentient slabs of meat or robots that understand the concept of death even if they’re your homie. 

  
  
  

  minus 1/2 star bc french