It wasn’t a total disaster…
From minute 5, I thought we were about to be on an absolute ride as an infantile chimp absolutely butchers my favourite Robbie track. But it somehow gets better.
Inexplicably, i teared up a couple times. It does a great job of making you forget there’s a fucking CGI monkey on the screen at all times.
A lot - and I mean A LOT - of cringe, on the nose metaphors and fever dream scenes.…