Miscast, unoriginal and dull at the lowest. Just ok at its peak.

Who cares about the exposition? We’re so back!

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

WE’VE NEVER HIT LEVELS OF BACKNESS LIKE THIS BEFORE 

WOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

What if the people in The Allegory Of The Cave were actually incredibly horny? Yorgos Lanthimos has the answer.

The cinematography and set design put the audience, from the very beginning, in an alternate beautifully haunting version of our world, yet early similar. It’s impossible to not feel mesmerized by every shot on screen.

Emma Stone’s complex performance of Bella Baxter’s arch into a well rounded being is so seamless, that I felt amazed two hours into the movie when I realized the transformation I had witnessed.

Poor Things ponders what being human even is, and what kind of life even is worth living.