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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
Eyes wide shut - uh, yeah, my eyes were wife shut because i was falling asleep cos this film is so fucking boring
Turned it off 40 mins in
Why does everyone talk so slowly? Talk faster, youre in new york
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Moonstruck 1987
I LOST MY HAND
I LOST MY BRIDE
Cracks me up to imagine the pitch meeting for this. “I want to make a film about how ridiculous Italian people are! And i want Nic Cage to look sexier than any man has ever looked while he does it!”
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The Wicker Man 1973
Watched the final cut on “DVD” - I have now watched every cut of this film! I think this was my favourite actually.
My favourite part was when edward woodward says “its you! You're the wicker man!”
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The Devil's Men 1976
Fantastic picture… very boring and poorly made! Terrible score from Brian Eno somehow… loved every second of it watch it with friends
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