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Favorite films

  • When We Were Kings
  • Alien
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Zoolander

    ★★★

  • Falling Leaves

  • You Were Never Really Here

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  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★

    Zoolander's jokes per minute ratio is staggering, and they are clearly willing to throw everything amusing at the board and sit back and cackle. If there isn't a line that's funny there's a visual cue (BALLS MODELS or Stiller's face) or just Derek's stupid voice. It is truly a comedy, and while it does seem to be aware of and poking fun at the culture of modeling, it never gets bogged down in it, which I think saves it from…

  • TiMER

    TiMER

    ★★½

    "Well if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my life in there!"

    NOT particularly funny NOT thoughtful NOT particularly romantic but a secret 4th thing? They really could not commit to a solid tone, which made the whole film fall apart.

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  • Blue Collar

    Blue Collar

    ★★★★½

    “If I had the marines and the navy behind me I’d be a motherfucker too!”
    Really, really great. 
    Harvey Keitel eats PUSSY in this while Pryor & Kotto serve CUNT

  • Deceiver

    Deceiver

    “Look at your body language, you’re balled up there like you got a grenade in your crotch.”
    movie where the premise has tim roth sitting in a chair was bound to fail from the start. Fools, he can't sit normally even if he tried
    I don't know ?? if I liked ?? the movie?? I think I maybe did...n't???? Is it my tim roth love talking? what even happened besides tim being cunty idk?? The ending? What