Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Zoolander's jokes per minute ratio is staggering, and they are clearly willing to throw everything amusing at the board and sit back and cackle. If there isn't a line that's funny there's a visual cue (BALLS MODELS or Stiller's face) or just Derek's stupid voice. It is truly a comedy, and while it does seem to be aware of and poking fun at the culture of modeling, it never gets bogged down in it, which I think saves it from…

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  TiMER 2009

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  "Well if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my life in there!"

  NOT particularly funny NOT thoughtful NOT particularly romantic but a secret 4th thing? They really could not commit to a solid tone, which made the whole film fall apart.

Popular reviews

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  Blue Collar 1978

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  “If I had the marines and the navy behind me I’d be a motherfucker too!”
  Really, really great. 
  Harvey Keitel eats PUSSY in this while Pryor & Kotto serve CUNT

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  Deceiver 1997

  Watched 15 Jul 2023 1

  “Look at your body language, you’re balled up there like you got a grenade in your crotch.”
  movie where the premise has tim roth sitting in a chair was bound to fail from the start. Fools, he can't sit normally even if he tried
  I don't know ?? if I liked ?? the movie?? I think I maybe did...n't???? Is it my tim roth love talking? what even happened besides tim being cunty idk?? The ending? What