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Favorite films

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Hoop Dreams
  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

  • The Batman

    ★★★★★

  • The Usual Suspects

    ★★½

  • Collateral

    ★★★½

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  • Sing Sing

    Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

    I don’t cry during movies, but I let some sizable teardrops fall when “as himself,” “as himself,” “as himself” played during the credits. 

    I don’t laugh during movies, but there were a couple of chuckles here and there from the banter between these guys whose performances and quips felt genuine — because they were.

    The cinematography won’t win any acclaim, but it accents the hard-hitting dialogue really well. A couple of shots themselves were enough to elicit a few sniffles…

  • La Haine

    La Haine

    ★★★★★

    Are you gonna keep trying to pull your pants up or are you gonna make the train? Your choice.

    What a crazy film that’ll always, always be relevant. The character intros, the cinematography shift to aimless claustrophobia, the yo mama jokes. Instantly an all-time favorite.

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  • Sing Sing

    Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

    Made me cry again 😁

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Struggled with my rating here, but landed on the fiver because this is the best comic movie I can imagine (I usually hate them, so I don’t watch them very much!)

    Much like Nosferatu, the vibe makes it — even though I had to squint at times during dark scenes on my 720p 15-year-old TV. I wonder what it’s like to hit the Taco Bell drive thru in Gotham.

    Pattinson as a young, growing Batman was a great performance that…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Plenty o’ fun, but goes off track in the second half. Pattinson, Ruffalo, and Collette all with awesome eclectic performances, while Ackie grounds them with her much more normal and mentally sound Nasha.

    Bong’s humor hits for me, it does. This just wasn’t a focused enough 2hr 15m.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    Sci-fi just isn’t my genre, but this is as good as it gets. Paul Atreides is a victim of prophetic predetermination and the crushing pressure that follows (especially from Bardem’s Stilgar) until he embraces his identity as Lisan al-Gaib. Once that clicked, it was curtains for the Harkonnens and for the Paul that existed before.

    Religious control. Identity crises. Commodification of resources. Big explosions. Florence Pugh.