Noah

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noah / 24 / film enjoyer / men enjoyer
reviews range from serious, to horny, to seriously horny

Favorite films

  • Challengers
  • Lilies
  • Donnie Darko
  • Cicada

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  • It

    ★★½

  • The Summers of It – Chapter One: You'll Float Too

    ★★★★

  • National Theatre Live: A Midsummer Night's Dream

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★

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  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★★

    God this is such a beautiful film. It took me a minute to get used to the first-person POV, but I quickly realized something that changed everything for me; The way Nickel Boys Is filmed is exactly how memories look in my head. This realization fully immersed me into the story, and It felt like I was peering into the minds of Turner and Elwood, viewing their personal memories of the torturous Nickel Academy through their eyes (literally). I don’t…

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    When I was younger, my family would send all of the grandkids off to our grandparents’ house for a week or two every summer, and we called it Camp Grandma. A lot of my favorite childhood memories are from those trips, and my cousin Emily and I were basically inseparable the entire time. 
    Everywhere she went I was right there with her. We’d play card games, put together puzzles, watch VHS movies, play on my grandparents’ computers until midnight, and laugh…

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  • It

    It

    ★★½

    The first half is great and this is definitely a more accurate retelling than the 2017/2019 movies, but the second half is a slog to get through. I love these characters and story but the acting was rough, and the ending felt rushed, especially the final fight against IT. I’ve just finished rereading the book and the final encounter with IT in the book has really grown on me, and I can appreciate what was attempted to be recreated here,…

  • The Summers of It – Chapter One: You'll Float Too

    The Summers of It – Chapter One: You'll Float Too

    ★★★★

    I’m almost finished rereading the book and I don’t wanna rewatch the movies until I’m done but I needed SOMETHING to hold me over until then. I love these movies and the set looked so fun wtffff 😭

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  • The Passenger

    The Passenger

    ★★★★

    I’m a slut for neon lighting (and Kyle Gallner)

  • Good Grief

    Good Grief

    ★★

    I love Dan Levy but I’m not rich enough or millennial enough to relate to anybody in this