poult

poult

Favorite films

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • The Great Escape
  • Cars
  • Thor: Ragnarok

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  • The Great Escape

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Gladiator

    ★★

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★

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  • The Great Escape

    The Great Escape

    ★★★★★

    i wish i was a jew in ww2 just to feel the aura of these chads

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    one robert patterson is enough to make me move uncomfortably in my seat as i try to get rid of my erection. So TWO made me splooge everywhere!!
    this film also makes me wish donald trump was standing an inch to his right during his speech so instead of his ear it was his brain which means mark ruffalo did an amazing job at making me hate his character (mark ruffalo is a good actor stop the hate)
    wish there…

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  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★

    doing roman civilisation as one of uni modules 
    this film almost single handedly made me drop out from my course and want to become a meth junky 
    it’s so boring and the emperors son makes me want to commit horrible things to myself so i guess he plays his part well however idc 
    maximus thinks he’s a chad well he learnt his lesson when his wife got burnt and hung #deserved

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    my bum hole gets so tight every time i watch that opening scene absolute master piece

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