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Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  The advertising campaign for it was scarier and more ominous than the final product in the end. It just really didnt live up to my expectations and generally just feels like a much weaker Hereditary in the end.

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  Nobody 2021

  ★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Predictable and derivative just like every other film in the ever growing action-dad expanded cinematic universe. feels at times like a parody of Cronenberg's A History Of Violence. Only scene i thought was worth the experience was the very well done bus fight.

Popular reviews

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  Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

  ½ Watched 24 Jun 2019 1

  I was gonna give up on this when Michael Cera showed up but i told myself "there's no way this isnt going to get better eventually", but it didnt, it got so much worse in fact. This is THE most mind-numbing, boring thing I've ever seen in my life. Literally felt like watching paint dry for most of it. I decided while suffering it that since interpreting or trying to be engaged by anything that was happening was pointless cause…

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  The Night Comes for Us 2018

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Oct 2022

  Gallons of blood and gore and not much else going on here, but it delivers on fight scenes so well choreographed they become hypnotic and you can't look away from the endless punishment the characters take and inflict but somehow keep on going. I guess Indonesian men are just built different.

  shout out to White Boy Bobby who deserved more screen time