Jordan Di Nocenzo

Jordan Di Nocenzo

Love me a good film to adapt my personality to for the night

Favorite films

  • Cinema Paradiso
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  • Surf's Up
  • Fist of Fury

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  • Mickey 17

    ★½

  • War of the Worlds

    ★★½

  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    ★★★★★

  • Cinema Paradiso

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★½

    Really hard to sit through this one, jokes dont land, the writing and pace are just molasses, feels like a lecture towards the end that just doesn't end. Good actors tho????
    Also, like its rated R, we could've had a three way.

  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    ★★★★★

    Inspirational

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    No web slinging action! Laughable tho

    Where's my spider!

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★

    This movie was actually mid AF, like truly an artistic spectacle, but Ive never fallen asleep in the theaters before, let alone to Spiderman, one of my favs. The acting is great, its just the dialogue and story are kind of bum, especially since its all just setting up for Beyond the Spiderverse. The only thing it does better than the first one is a bolder take on the art, other than that Into the Spiderverse holds superior...for now :)

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