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  The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2005

  Watched 28 Dec 2024

  On a scale of silly to smelly, this one gets a slightly smelly. There are so many good aspects of this movie. There's some new world building that diverts from the book, the vogons and most of the aliens look goofy, this movie on the whole just oozes fun and also goofy charm. Sadly, that charm had some debts with the mob and was swiftly thrown into the ocean with a brick tied to its ankle. What makes this story…

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  Eight Crazy Nights 2002

  Watched 27 Dec 2024

  On a scale of silly to smelly. Quite smelly. Frankly, this movie sucks donkey balls.

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  Scream 1996

  Watched 09 Oct 2024

  I screamed... quite silly.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  Matthew Lillard can do whatever he wants to me (please text me back).

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 05 Oct 2024

  On a scale of silly to smelly. This one gets a pretty silly. That kid that did nothing but read goosebumps next to you in math class grew up and they're just as weird and they make movies now.

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