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Recent reviews

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  Cavalcade 1933

  ★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  The great war montage is the only thing in this movie worth the celluloid.

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  Christmas Lovers Anonymous 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Oh nooo.

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  The Scapegoat 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Sep 2021

  Matthew didn't have to work this hard but he did and I appreciate it.

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  The Three Musketeers 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2021

  I would have hated this in 2011 and I would have been WRONG.

  This is the best movie adaptation of The Three Musketeers. Does it make sense? NO! Is it absurd? YES! Is everyone simultaneously both over and under written? ABSOLUTELY! It may be 2011'd up, but this is the exact vibe of Out Of Touch Rich People and the Frat Boys Who Love Them that Dumas was going for.

  Three stars for Milla Jovovich's pin curls and hats alone. -1 star for inflicting James Cordon on me.

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