Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  maybe she's born with it maybe it's fucking a demon

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Halfway through bf said “…do we HAVE to finish the alien movie?”

Popular reviews

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  The Watcher 2000

  ★½ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  hot james spader ✅
  hot keanu ✅
  so little plot that they had to add like 50 slow motion cutscenes to make it to 90 minutes ❌

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  now I understand why the jazz drummers I hooked up with in college were all on meth

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