Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i actually wouldst liketh to live deliciously + taste butter!

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  Happyend 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  So youthful! So stylish! So comedic! So intricate! Too real!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  She's got Orlok's dick in some supermax pussy grip and she's juicing him before he croaks

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  A Haunting in Venice 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  Made Jozie loudly exclaim "What the fuck?!" at the climax of the movie in a busy theatre so it's a win in my book