Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mamma Mia! 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Wrong day of my hormonal cycle to watch Meryl Streep sing about motherhood

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  Mister Twister: Class of Fun 2012

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  An abundance of sandwiches? Mmmm lekker lekker dry ass botterham

Popular reviews

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  The Secret Gift of Christmas 2023

  Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Cannot believe they named the music teacher Fiona appleby

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  Meet Me Next Christmas 2024

  ★ Watched 13 Nov 2024 1

  Certainly! Here’s a scathing review of Meet Me Next Christmas:

  Title: Meet Me Next Christmas (2024) – A Holiday Disaster That Should Never Be Unwrapped

  Meet Me Next Christmas is not just a disappointment; it’s an insult to holiday movie fans. I’d rather rewatch the most forgettable holiday special from decades past than endure another minute of this cinematic lump of coal. Save your time and pick something else – or better yet, turn off the screen and enjoy some actual Christmas cheer.

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