Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Enchanted 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  God I wish when I was a teenager I'd watched and binge-rewatched this instead of being boring and irony-poisoned

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  Treasure Planet 2002

  ★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  I find myself enjoying the craftsmanship more than I found enjoying the film itself. Can't help but feel it should have been either significantly more or significantly less like Treasure Island. Possibly, somehow, both. And the things that weaken the film feel very much like concessions made to executives to make it on-brand (BEN sure exists!) rather than elements they actually wanted in the film that would make it stronger.

  I don't know. I should be basically the film's target…

Popular reviews

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  The Royal Tenenbaums 2001

  ½ Added

  This isn't a film, it's a monotone reading of the TVTropes page of Arrested Development. Sure are some Quirky Characters! Sure might be interesting to see them actually fucking do something! We'll never know!

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  Sakra 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2024

  As an Australian who discovered only late in life I secretly held New Zealand heritage, and had to murder everyone I knew due to the sequence of unlikely misunderstandings that followed, this film resonated with me

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