Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I never thought they’d get someone like Demi Moore to play Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who on the big screen!

  Non-joke review: I need to see everything that Coralie Fargeat has done or will do, stat. Also: body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug.

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This is everything I wanted Inception to be and more. Immaculate vibes, great Kojima-style monologuing, and Robert Pattinson as Neil is so fucking good. 

  Also shout out to Fiona Dourif and Aaron Taylor-Johnson for their utterly absurdly good character transformations. Would’ve been 4.5 stars but the music gives it another half-star.

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  ”There was once a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish... it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the winter.”

  Forgive me, Gladiator, I was not familiar with your game. Damn.

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  Death Proof 2007

  ★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  This sure was a thing I watched! I appreciate some of what it’s doing in terms of production and the physical nature of film stock but god, it’s SO disjointed. I wish it was more of the end and less of the beginning.

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