i go on the little application and say some bullshit
(old favs)
i never thought i would see such a realistic depiction of the type of fantasies i had as a kid in a movie
Let me paint you a word picture.
How long is this picture gonna take?
Just let me do my thing.
So, let's say that
you and Stig date, okay?
You, uh, fall in love,
stick together through college,
down the line you get married,
have a baby.
And the combined strength
of your tall gene and his tall gene
creates a zygote in your belly the size
of an above-average sized watermelon.
Okay? So that would mean that
that puppy's…