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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  *me being the only one at my screening of this movie* "CINEMA!!!!! CINEMA!"

  I cackled. I cried. I loved every second of it. I wish this existed when I was a kid.

  Maren was the perfect choice for soundtrack. Oscar for Best Original Song when?!

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Here's the thing: I HATE BIRDS. But I would let that one long leg icon run the fucking Navy and possibly be the President. (Hey Siri, play "A Broken Wing" by Martina McBride)

  Unpopular take: should not have beaten The Wild Robot for the Oscar

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