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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  every time i started questioning the plot margaret qualley's ass would appear on screen and i'd lose all sense of self

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  Adam's Rib 1949

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  I watched this while eating a McDonald's McRib for the first time

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★ Watched 06 Aug 2021

  + they filmed this? in the sixties? and space looks this good?
  + dave has a really kind face
  + the last half hour was very 'no plot just vibes'

  - imagine going into this blind and expecting a space epic only to be treated to 20 minutes of fake monkeys faffing about, like i did
  - my adhd brain kept trying to shut down during the long ass scores which was really the same score on repeat
  - bring…

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  Thor: Ragnarok 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2021

  + Trading Jane for Valkyrie, now that's an upgrade
  + We're not doing Get Help
  + I don't want to discuss how long it took me to work out why Luke Hemsworth playing Thor is funny
  + I haven't laughed this much at a movie in a very long time

  - Matt Damon jump scares

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