Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Wolverine 2013

  Rewatched 28 Dec 2024

  better than i remember? first half is good, then it falls apart in the second half but at least in a bonkers kind of fun way.

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  X-Men: Apocalypse 2016

  Rewatched 27 Dec 2024

  worse than i remember!

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings 2003

  ★★★★★ Added

  Hands down best thing to ever happen to Earth. We are blessed. There are universes where the Lord of the Rings don't exist and the people there are in a constant state of suffering. The worst part is they don't even know what they're missing. They don't know why they're so miserable. They just feel this intense void that they can't fill, no matter how hard they try. I pity them. I pity them all.

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  The Wicker Man 2006

  ½ Added

  So bad. The only reason to watch this awful remake is to see my first and only major film appearance. I was the bees. All of them.