Jonesy Buhrmaster

Jonesy Buhrmaster

I broke a shoelace this morning.

Favorite films

  • National Treasure
  • The Place Beyond the Pines
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    ★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★★

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  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    ★★★★

    I’m just afraid of Virginia MILF.

    (film club theme: Train Wreck)

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★★

    Fun for the people who watched the first episode of SNL as a kid on a portable DVD player on an airplane cause your mom bought the first season box set and was confused by why the format was so different and had sex muppets but mainly just remember adoring Billy Preston’s “Nothing From Nothing” performance so you get a lot of the inside jokes except for you didn’t realize that guy in the waiting in the hallway the whole…

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  • Belle

    Belle

    …what? What the hell did I just watch.

    Nothing made sense, and not in a fun experimental way. It bordered on completely incoherent. It felt like a fever dream, but not in an intentionally artistic way. It was like one of those dreams where it sorta makes sense in the moment, but when you wake up you start to question your sanity… only with Belle, it never made sense in the first place.

    And so many contradictions!
    It’s like there…

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    Third time seeing this in theaters, and it’s still incredible.