Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 11 Dec 2024

  thank god the cat survived otherwise I couldn’t have handled it

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  Twisters 2024

  Watched 28 Jul 2024

  DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU’RE CHASIN FOR?!

Popular reviews

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  Vanity Fair 2004

  ★ Watched 31 Mar 2020 1

  1 star for Reese's hair color, minus 1 star for the bad bad bad singing, add star for sweeping landscapes and grandiose set design, minus a star for scenes I fell asleep in, add a star for the post-coital scene that woke me up, minus a star for a 19th-century portrayal of Chuck Bass lol, add a star for Robert Pattinson being in the cast list (?), minus a star for deleting (most if not all of) his scenes, add…

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  Sex, Explained 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2020

  If only Janelle Monáe could personally narrate every menstrual cycle, sexual fantasy, gynecologist appointment, and childbirth until I die.

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