Theo Williams

Theo Williams

Lover of all sorts of movies, from the MCU to A24. 

At least 3.5⭐️ = 👍🏼 
At most 3⭐️ = 👎🏼

Favorite films

  • The Prestige
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Return of the Jedi
  • It's a Wonderful Life

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  • Stardust

    ★★★½

  • Muppets Most Wanted

    ★★★

  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

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  • Stardust

    Stardust

    ★★★½

    A sprawling fantasy that seems more interested in sparking the imagination than hooking its audience with emotionally effective storytelling, which isn’t the end of the world, but it was hard for me to care about characters that were so underwritten, or invest in a narrative that was moving at breakneck speed. The worldbuilding and little magical moments were lots of fun, but the movie needed to aim a little higher with the other storytelling elements if I were to truly love it.

  • Muppets Most Wanted

    Muppets Most Wanted

    ★★★

    It’s hard to say who the best human in a muppet movie is, but the worst is undoubtedly Ricky Gervais. I’ve seen wadded napkins with more charisma.

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    They steer boats now? They steer boats now!

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★★★

    There’s a good movie in here somewhere, but I didn’t find the 2 storylines to be well-balanced, and the meta-textual elements felt dumbed down. The set design is incredible, and the performances were quite good for what they were given to work with, but story and characters are king, and both of those elements felt more shallow and/or unrealized than most Wes Anderson features.

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