Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  dunno if i should throw up or kms

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  don't know if it's because I'm balls-deep in love with Johnny Cage atm, but I genuinely enjoyed this? Like a lot?

  It has some flaws, of course, but like, the animation's good, the story's easy to understand even if you're not that deep into the lore, it was actually pretty fucking hilarious?

  Shocking how 3/4 movies from this saga are pretty fucking solid, it's a nice change for me given how last time I was updated with MK movie adaptations were the 90's live action films lmao

  Ninja Mime/10

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  Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jun 2023

  There's a ton of funny jokes to say about this movie, but I'll drop my favourite:

  Connor is canonically a monsterfucker, no explanations needed

  It's a boring movie overall, can't wait to see all the "bro Dreamworks is having its grand resurgence trust me" tryna defend this movie