Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  St. Bulges Day 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  i ate steak and everything today in celebration like???

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  The Metamorphosis of Mr. Samsa 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i don’t think kafka would entirely mind this adaptation and that is a MASSIVE complement

Popular reviews

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  Pink Narcissus 1971

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025 3

  - the boots stay ON
  - every single frame of this is a fever dream
  - everyone’s hard and wearing the tightest pants imaginable 
  - post nut reconnecting with nature
  - groping at the urinal
  - sure
  - me when i accidentally take the acid that makes you have gay sex
  - little white dogs in a tree??
  - sparkly gold vest is giving i might go out side and feel more alive
  - why are everyone’s pants so far…

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  L.I.E. 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  date idea we visit every location this was filmed and cry