Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  my battle weary canadian soul needed this soooooo badly. a couple notes:
  I think Paul Rudd has now auditioned for the inevitable home alone reboot, i'd cast him after that kevin impression. 10/10

  Ari Aster keeps EPing weirdo canadian movies and I'm truly in heaven. If he ever needs a canadian marriage to escape, i volunteer. no strings, just sasquatches.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  One of my favourite wilhelm screams ever.

  I enjoyed this more on the second watch when I could actually think about the parallels to the real world and the messages being conveyed.

Popular reviews

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  Exhuma 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  you think your shaman doesn't do spin class? think again!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024 1

  that egg was fucking disgusting. otherwise an accurate portrayal of my life at 50, autobiographical even.