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CAPTAIN CORELLI’S MANDOLIN; so I'm kind of a big deal.
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Captain Corelli's Mandolin 2001
Nick Cage: Is-sa gonna steal your-a girlfriend from a right under your nose-a!
Christian Bale: Yous-sa no-sa going to steal my girlfriend!
Nick Cage: Yous-sa wait until she-a hear me play... my Mandolin...
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Pig 2021
Gentlemen, welcome to SERVICE INDUSTRY FIGHT CLUB.
The first rule of SERVICE INDUSTRY FIGHT CLUB is: Parties of 8 or more will include an 18% gratuity for your convenience.
The second rule of SERVICE INDUSTRY FIGHT CLUB is: Parties of 8 or more will include an 18% gratuity...FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE!
Third rule of SERVICE INDUSTRY FIGHT CLUB: Someone grabs their throat, goes limp, they are choking. Begin the Heimlich maneuver.
Fourth rule: Substitutions are available upon request.
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Look Into My Eyes 2024
OMG! Before this I thought psychics and mediums were pretty much bull shit artists feasting on the damaged and distraught. After watching though... I feel 100% the same.
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Lord of the Flies 1990
Would have been great if the Marine was like, "WTF! Your plane crashed three days ago!"
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