Luke Ryan

Luke Ryan

Favorite films

  • Porco Rosso
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Aliens

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  • The Girl from the Marsh Croft

    ★★★★½

  • Running on Karma

    ★★★★

  • High Noon

    ★★★★½

  • The Imaginary Invalid

    ★★★★

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    Still has the power.

  • The Pirate

    The Pirate

    ★★★★

    Crash Zoom: The Movie

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  • Dangerous Minds

    Dangerous Minds

    ★★★½

    How many times do you want you use Gangster's Paradise in this film?

    John N. Smith: Yes.

  • Rabbit Test

    Rabbit Test

    ½

    The absolute dogshit worst movie I have ever seen in my entire fucking life I still can't believe how abysmal it was no disrespect to Joan Rivers who I like a lot but how in the fuck could anyone with even a modicum of talent produce such a catastrophe of crass and inane bollocks that's as unfunny as it is poorly made and ill-advised I mean what the fuck how did this ever get given a green light to begin with holy shit it's just... awful.