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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  fun and funny. just not sharp enough to be the kind of film it’s trying to be.

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  The Fugitive 1993

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  enemies to wuvvers 🥹👉👈

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  not being able to give zero stars is a functional issue with letterbox. this has drained and devalued my life. i thought i would find it funny, but my laughter came out in empty, harsh barks that tore my throat and diminished my soul. it was truly a crushing experience. the hatred i feel towards the writers is so visceral and overwhelming that i cannot entertain it. the only way i can process it is to reject this as a star wars movie.

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  rian johnson should be forced to watch the originals over and over again until he gets stockholm syndrome and they become as essential to his existence as the air he breathes. once this relationship has been reinforced, he should then have to watch this film. just once should be enough. then he’ll regret his actions.

  EDIT: had to bump this up to a star because of the rise of skywalker

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