cooldude

cooldude

23 y/o movie liker and bravest man alive (enjoys critically acclaimed media). no character is safe from my gay and transification beam.

Favorite films

  • School of Rock
  • The Thing
  • Jurassic Park
  • Alien

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  • Hello, Dolly!

    ★★★★

  • Cheaper by the Dozen

    ★★½

  • Father of the Bride Part II

    ★★★

  • Father of the Bride

    ★★★

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  • Father of the Bride

    Father of the Bride

    ★★★

    The heterosexual experience represented in this movie is completely horrifying but if I ignore that it kinda holds up

  • Darby O'Gill and the Little People

    Darby O'Gill and the Little People

    ★★★½

    Glad I never saw this movie as a kid because I would have had several nightmares about the banshee and the cóiste-bodhar.

    I am sorry to the proud nation of Ireland for this movie but also it was so charming and had me cracking the fuck up. Darby is a hoot and whenever King Brian did a magical backflip or started doing a little jig I lost my mind. Sean Connery was really good too -- something tells me this guy is gonna be famous one day!

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  • John Was Trying to Contact Aliens

    John Was Trying to Contact Aliens

    ★★★★★

    Autism, aliens, gay bears. Perfect film. Contact has been made

    I hope every lonely weirdo in the world gets to be loved and do what they love, forever

  • iBoy

    iBoy

    If I had iphone brain I would play subway surfers during every waking minute and then die at age 30 of overexposure