Ashton

Ashton

Movies are one of the best damned things about this planet. They're the reason I became a writer and continually inspire me to do better.

Favorite films

  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

  • We Live in Time

    ★★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    A film that alternates between brilliant and boring.

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    A Real Pain is about the most cringe-inducing time I have spent watching a movie in recent memory, and yet it manages to be enjoyable. The film harkens back to 2000s dark comedies like Garden State with off-and-on humor tied together by screwed up family dynamics and awkward interactions with strangers. It’s held together by two genuine performances from a pair of actors I would never have put together and now can’t picture apart. Neither is particularly stretching out of…

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  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

    An entertaining, if overlong, introduction to the next stage in the Planet of the Apes series.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★

    I went into Dune: Part 2 riding high on having just rewatched the first film, read the book, and seen the rave reviews. I was ready to become a changed man and pledge myself to the spice and church of director Dennis Villeneuve. Unfortunately, I left with a shrug. Dune: Part 2 changes many pieces of its source material for the better, but unfortunately, the narrative suffers for it. Motivations are muddled, character decisions happen in seconds, and more than…