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  Evil Dead 2013

  ½ Added

  Atrocious. Having been a very loyal, devoted fan of the Evil Dead films for more than 30 years, I found this garbage utterly insulting. We deserved a far better movie than this. What a massive let down.

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★½ Added 1

  It's a great action film but there is an issue with ALIENS that has always got on my nerves. In the hands of James Cameron, the ALIEN creature became a plastic action figure, so far removed from the "perfect organism" of the original that it is barely the same creature. Remember in the original, it's "structural perfection is matched only by its hostility" and the crew were warned that they cannot kill it. There was a chilling mystery, a lethal…

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  Passion Play 2010

  ½ Added 6

  Just... What the fuck is this? Why Bill Murray, WHY?

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★★★★ Added

  Difficult to offer a fair review of this film considering how it was ruined by a cinema full of idiots but I shall try. Do you remember when horror movies were fun? A time when young sexed-up teens would shack up deep in the woods, in an old dusty wooden cabin, only to meet grisly deaths at the hands of zombies, redneck serial killers, or supernatural forces? Cabin in the Woods tells this story, only it plays with the genre…

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